dragonfiretwistedwire:

Greek Mythology Dreamcast - Scarlett Johansson as Aphrodite

The goddess who was sprung from the dark-blue depths of the sea and was nurtured by the foam from the frothing waves. (x)

dustasmalltowngirl:

fuckyeahwarriorwomen:

[ Description: A 9 piece animated gifset showing the behind the scenes training Scarlett Johansson undertaking the martial and wire-work training required for her role as Black Widow in Iron Man 2. ]

bluejaybirdie:

kimlennox:

Scarlett’s stunt trainning for her role as Black Widow in Iron Man2

“Scarlett hadn’t really done an action role.And she assured me that she would work as hard as she needed to both get in sharp and do her stunts and learn all that stuff.She spent hours and hours and hours for months.By far the most dedicated actor when it came to stunt work and the physical work.” - Jon Favreau:Director&co-star

like a fucking boss.

Hey, skeezy interviewers (looking at you, Matt Louer)! Next time you want to interview a female actress why not ask her questions like, “How does it feel to be able to kick so much ass?” Or, maybe, talk about their stellar drive and dedication to their work? Just saying. Fortunately Scarlett is more than capable of dealing with those clowns.

another-stark-one:

After a month of procrastination, I worked and worked for hours to finish have given up.

Scarlett Johansson second painting, done with SAI Paint Tool.

First one here [x]

Scarlett Johansson for Vogue Russia (October 2012) by Victor Demarchelier

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scandalmoments:

Obama’s Angels (as the media loves to call these three amazing actresses - Eva Longoria, Kerry Washington and Scarlett Johansson) campaigning for YOU to get out and VOTE for President Barack Obama. #VOTE2012

can they be my angels too

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hiddlesforeveryone:

wellandtrulyhiddlestoned:

tomhiddles:

A reporter asked Robert Downey Jr. a drawn-out, thoughtful question about his character, then followed up with a question to Scarlett about what she ate to get into shape for her role as the Black Widow.

They look so pissed in the first gif.

God bless RDJ for not answering his question. I really think he did that just as an added slap in the face to the interviewer.

lol at Tom’s face just coming in on the third gif

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leiluna:

blua:

Scarlett Johansson addressing us at the DNC tonight.

Oh, my love.

WAIT WHEN WAS SHE THERE OMFG

FUCKING PERFECT

GOTTA GO WATCH THIS

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The Avengers cast answer that age-old puzzle... the chicken or the egg.  

• Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
• Robert Downey Jr: Well I would assume we are talking about chickens here, as in plural? It does take two to tango... yeah, so definitely the egg. *Grins*.
•  .
• Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
• Samuel L. Jackson: Are you kidding me? *Looks to the side at someone beyond camera*. He's kidding me right. Oh you're not kidding me. Yeah, well definitely one of the strangest questions I've been asked. Okay then. It's the chicken. Why? Well, here's one for you then. Why did the chicken cross the street? Yeah, you heard me!
•  .
• Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
• Mark Ruffalo: Wow, that's a deep question. Can't we discuss the hulk smashing things up? Right, okay, well I'm going to say the egg. Because who said the egg had to be a chicken's egg? And dinosaurs were first and they laid eggs.
•  .
• Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
• Chris Evans: Okay. Erm. Would go for the chicken. Without a chicken there can't be an egg. Right?
•  .
• Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
• Jeremy Renner: Good question. Scarlett?
• Scarlett Johansson: Oh no no no, you can't pass the buck to me. *Slaps Jeremy lightly on the shoulder*. Okay, isn't this something to do with the universe beginning?
• Jeremy: Yeah, so that's the chicken then.
• Scarlett: Okay, there you go - the chicken!
•  .
• Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
• Cobie Smulders: Oh, definitely the chicken.
• Clark Gregg: No, I would have to say the egg.
• Cobie: Why the egg?
• Clark: Because you said chicken. *Flaps arms and makes chicken phwarp phwarp sounds*.
• Cobie: Oh good chicken.
• Clark: Yeah, can I have some fries with that?
• Cobie: Ahahahaha.
•  .
• Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
• Chris Hemsworth: I dunno mate. Isn't that, like, a deep question? Ask Tom, he would probably be able to tell you. But as it's a toss-up fifty/fifty I'll go with the chicken.
•  .
• Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
• Tom: My goodness, I have never been asked that question before. That's a good question. Well of course such a question poses many possibilities. I think if I remember correctly... erm this question was first posed by some of our great philosophers.
• Interviewer: 
• Tom: Wasn't it Aristotle who said both chicken and egg must have existed at the same time? Erm, no child can ever be born without a parent because it goes against nature. I think that's what he said.
• Interviewer: 
• Tom: I remember reading somewhere that Stephen Hawking decided that the egg came before the chicken but I can't remember his argument for it. I suppose I better reread it. Ehehehehe.
• Interviewer: 
• Tom: But then of course there is the question of the egg and the chick being a metaphor to the beginnings of the Universe. Something can never come from nothing although The Big Bang Theory can of course be an allusion to that.
• Interviewer: 
• Tom: And the Bible which states that God created all creatures which would imply that the chicken definitely came first.
• Interviewer: 
• Tom: Wow, this is a very interesting and deep question. I definitely couldn't presume to make a blanket statement either for or against when there are so many factors involved.
• Interviewer: 
• Tom: And oh, then there's Plato. He wrote there is nothing new in the Universe. So when Earth started to exist both the chicken and the egg would have been there, waiting, in spirit.
• Interviewer: 
• Tom: *Drums fingers on chin and stares at ceiling*. I remember...
• Interviewer: *Sticks out hand for Tom to shake*. Sorry Tom but I have to go interview, erm, someone else.
• Tom: Oh, oh sure. Thank you very much. Really great interview, man. *Shakes hand*.

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