March 2012
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omg wait WILL WE HAVE THOR/JANE REUNION?! even a...
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black-nata:
chris hemsworth’s physique
i can’t
the rest of him is huge and then there’s this tiny waist
and it’s all
when thor walks in
with his itty bitty waist
and mjolnir in your face
you get sprung.
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i appreciate it that grace park can be amazingly sexy without huge boobs
makes me feel better about my own
thanks, sister
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“On a somewhat serious note today because of a conversation the other day:
I...”
– You Didn’t Thank Me For Punching You in the Face « Views from the Couch (via golden-notebook)
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allthehomo:
Am I the only one who finds the noises Tony’s suit makes to be sexually arousing?
the hydraulics always sound so silky and smooth…
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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I C no difference
tjvyxjq:
(Just found this^^)
cr: Mrs-park
Chunxia
CHANGMIN’S HAIR IT IS JUST PERFECTIONNNNN
i love him with long hair, especially when it looks all silky smooth and he has his bangs over on one side like that
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reid hikes? reid goes outside?
when did this happen?
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does anyone actually get extremely emotional while...
just asking. i get quite annoyed at everything, but i don’t go around screaming at everyone. or sobbing at everything. or both at the same time.
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suburgatory is just…
only white people. literally. there is one male character of color who occasionally appears as tessa’s friend.
the two main women of the show are 1) a shrill, over-controlling, cuckolding housewife and 2) a bleach blonde who frequently wears low-cut tops and is generally portrayed as stupid. (although dallas seems to be getting more intelligent, thank god, and...
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